Tips to survive 2014:
- Avoid blood to blood contact
- Try to go and head for a camp called: “chitaqua”
DESTROY EVERY WHITE SUIT YOU COME ACROSS
- Invest in a pair of running shoes
- Do not listen to Dean Winchester because he’s a bit emotionally compromised right now
- Hoard toilet paper
- Like seriously, hoard all of it you can
- HOARD IT LIKE IT’S MADE OF GOLD
If you follow this advice, you should be fine.
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)
"did you know if you sleep too much it means you slept too much?"